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So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwick Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwick Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
1) It's weird, I never get stopped and frisked.
Es extraño, nunca me detuvo y registró a.
2) I remember when this place used to be Buffalo Cantina
Recuerdo cuando este lugar era la cantina de búfalo.
3) They better have two dollar pbr's here.
Mas vale tengan pbr's de los dolares aqui.
4) Do you want to go to Birkam Yoga with me?
¿Quieres ir a Birkam yoga conmigo?
5) I got this vest at The Urban Jungle.
Tengo este chaleco en La Urban Jungle.
So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwick Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
1) Just friend me on Facebook.
Solo haste amigo de mi en Facebook.
In third place:
@La_Shiinax3
22 yr old female; living in Bushwick on my own; no kids & never been pregnant... Is there an award for this? If so, where's mine?
So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwick Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
1) Mic check!
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In third place
@ xtopher1974
Sure the fancy end of Bushwick has cute cafes but we have better cell service plus better taquerias.
In second place:
@gradyderosa
Bushwick at 1 in the morning is one hell of an adrenaline rush.
And in first place and the winnah of the best tweet of the week is....
@lila_engel
"You should come visit me in Bushwick"
"Do you have brunch near you? I don't want to get stuck there after dark"
As many of you may know, Swallow has gotten a face lift with a new mural. Now a large bird (let's assume it's a swallow) on a black background dominates its exterior and in big bold letters it proclaims "Welcome to Morgantown". Many long term Bushwick residents don't seem so comfortable with this murals statement and it's easy to tell why.
The label "Morgantown" popped up sometime in the early 2000s describing a small oasis of artists in an otherwise strictly industrial and Puerto Rican area. This geographical term was only known to locals and created a sense of community, being not only a location but a cultural marker amongst its first wave of residents, many of which looked to deny mainstream culture and the trappings of the Chelsea style art world. But then the hype went into action. As Bushwick grew in reputation, Morgantown, it's fledgling epicenter, also gained great popularity. The term first appeared on the internet around 2005, possibly on justseeds.org, and by 2007 became widely used in flyers, craigslist ads and local blogs (this one included). Now references to "Morgantown" can be found in many large publications, tv shows and tourist guides. It is becoming a tourist destination, a magnet for posers, trust fund kids and outside forces looking to set up shop and make a buck (Swallow included).
"Mogantowns" legitimacy is being eclipsed by it's marketability, and there is no better proof then relative newcomer Swallow declaring "Welcome to Morgantown"; identifying itself with a community it took no part in forming, creating nothing more than a perfect spot to check maps and pose in front of for photos. Bad form.
So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwick Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
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1) Which delivery service do you use?
¿Qual servicio de distribución se utiliza?
2) I don't believe in Jesus...... but I believe in Kafka.
No creo en Dios...... pero creo en Kafka.
3) Do you know where I can get a room with lots of natural light and high ceilings for $600?
¿Sabes donde puedo consigir un cuarto con mucho luz natural y con un techo alta para $600?
4) Is there a yoga studio around here somewhere?
¿Ay un estudio de yoga por aqui?
5) It's vintage.
Es antiguo.
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In third place:
@ohdesigners
The people who live in the apt. above me are screaming and throwing things and I think it's all over who gets to use the microwave #bushwick
In second place:
@sarah_mas
Ok this is the third time I sat on the M and smelled weed,. Oh Bushwick, you're silly.
And in first place and the winnah of the best tweet of the week is....
@sahMON3Y
Co-worker: I used to live in Brooklyn,
Me: What part??
Co-worker: East Williamsburg.
Me: Bitch you mean Bushwick.
Our newest installment!!! Beacause you can't read 'em all, I've decided to bring you the best Bushwick tweets of the week....
In third place.....
@wakest
Bushwick smells like fish
In second place.....
@Regan_Hofmann
Watching #mysocalledlife for fasion tips. I'm going to be the coolest kid in Bushwick.
And in first place and the winnah of the best tweet of the week is.....
@salboz
#overheard in my local grocery store in #bushwick "Dad, this grocery store sucks! They don't even have vegan cheese!"#bkgirlproblems
So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwick Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
1) I desgined it myself.
Lo diseñé yo mismo
2) Is this vegan?
¿Esto es vegano?
3) I'm looking for a roommate.
Estoy buscando un nuevo compañero
4) Do you have loosies?
Tiene usted un frajo?
5) Can I get my beard trimmed?
Puedo recortar mi barba?
So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwick Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
1) This better be Fair Trade, cold pressed, single origin coffee with Brita ice cubes.
Mas vale que sea cafe de solo un origen, prensado en frio y de comercio justo con heilo Brita.
2) I don't eat there, they got a "b".
Yo no come aqui, ellos recibieron una "b".
3) Of course this is a fixed gear.
Claro que es un cambio fijado.
4) I just moved here from __________.
Me acabo de mudar aqui de __________.
5) Stop whistling at my girlfriend.
Deja de estar pitando a mi novia.
So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwick Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
1) Where can I find the skinny jeans?
¿Dónde puedo encontrar los jeans apretado?
2) Its an obscure band, you’ve never heard of them.
Es una banda rara, nunca has escuchado sobre ellos.
3) Your rent is how much?
¿Su renta es cuanto?
4) Do you have a spare rolling paper?
¿Tiene usted un papel extra para rodar?
5) Yeah, my dog’s a rescue.
Sí, mi perro fue rescatado.
6) No, this is my parents credit card.
No, esta es la tarjeta de crédito de mis padres.
7) Does this come in plaid?
¿Esto viene en gaban?
8) I can’t make it, I’ve got band practice.
No lo puedo hacer, tengo práctica de la banda.
9) God I hate gentrification.
Dios, odio gentrificación.
10) So I’m thinking about applying to grad school.
Estoy pensando en solicitar a la escuela de posgrado.
Bushwick please don't walk your dogs in the grocery store. Thats where people buy their fucking food.
Apparently evolutionary psychologist Dr Satoshi Kanazawa has found that liberals and atheists tend to be a bit more intelligent than their god-fearing conservative counterparts. The National Geographic has written up a nice article about it. All of a sudden the legacy of George W. Bush makes a bit more sense.
Any bicyclist in this city knows that you gotta watch your ass. With all the crazy drivers and poorly marked, if not completely lacking, bike lanes its a risky ride out there. Well thanks to Lazer Helmets being struck by some asshole cab driver may be a bit more survivable. Using "SuperSkin" technology they have created a helmet that better deflects impact and lessens the rotational force caused by, lets say, bouncing your head off the street at 30 mph. The future is now people.
how many shapes and lines and other graphic elements are there to compose the message, the art, the style of one wall? i guess it depends on the angle you use to see and the way you document it. few days ago i happened to see several shapes of heart on this wall, happy valentine's day.
For those of us who don't have cable:
Ever wonder what happens with that grass the trooper took from you? Well, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Misinformation is flooding the veins of this country. A juggernaut propaganda machine is in place and peoples patriotism is the fuel for a nonsensical fight. Be afraid.
Please remember to conserve your yellow paint. You'll never know when you'll need to paint a schoo bu.
If you aren't already aware, these people driving around Bushwick are crazy and just so you know, there is a reason that side mirrors fold in on many models of cars and if you don't use this nifty feature you can't really complain when some reckless asshole rips the mirror off of your BMW.
I suggest maybe a drawer or on a hook near the door, preferably on the inside of your apartment. Places I do not suggest; inside a lion or on a wrought iron fence post on Grattan street right near where you park.
This may very well be correct.
You can't fucking fool me.
I would like to believe that in the future, say, when I'm like 60 (if I make it that far) things will have only changed for the funny. I hope to make a post about 30 years from now with an ipod hanging from razor wire.
One white fedora with matching white shoes $185. One lime green suit, $150.99. Being so tired from pimpin' you're sleeping on a bench at third avenue..... fucking priceless.
its all a matter of change in perspective.
So you're sitting around and you have some cardboard and spray paint. You're 19 and just read The Rum Diaries and "it changed your life." So epic. You're also not very creative and definitely you're not very smart. So what better way to immortalize good ol' Hunter than to spray paint HIS emblem in drab white on a brick wall the size of infant. Listen jerk off, if you're going to spray paint on a wall, do something good. Do something original. Don't take someone's shit that's already INCREDIBLY overplayed. Why don't you just spray paint the Nike sign everywhere, and sign it Banksy. Fucking idiot.
There is no escaping them. No matter how cautious you may be. They will find a way to crawl in your window or ride one of your friends into your apartment. This little bastard I found darting around frantically in my bedroom. It was odd. He must have been lost. His death came by way of the blunt force of a copy of 1984 catching him as he tried to scurry along the edge of my dresser. I am now left with the concern that he may have siblings.
