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Know when to say when

If anyone has a really long range flame thrower, now may be the time to break it out, and walk over to Jefferson St and Wyckoff ave., look up, aim and put this sorry excuse for a national symbol out of it's misery.

Write a Biden Health Reform Haiku!

In honor of Joe Biden's eloquence, WNYC is hosting a haiku contest, with the middle line being "this is a big fucking deal." Take a listen for inspiration:

Our beloved Roberta's fucking weird promo

Find Brianna Zani

Missing since her Thursday escape from Woodhull Hospital, This girl is reported as off her meds and seriously disoriented. If you see her, call 339-293-3841 or 978-664-1425.

Brianna Zani: 5' 6", blues eyes, blond hair. For more information go HERE.

He works hard for the money.....

So you better treat him right. Or, he'll do your taxes wrong.

Smooth moves seen at Metro and Graham.

Damage:Control; opening night at Factory Fresh

SCATTERBRAIN cancelled

Scatterbrain; collection of art and objects created, found or stolen by D (Alden) Stover. Including artwork by Skewville, Bobby De Leonibus III, Karl Mann, Daniel Mitchell, Jim Avignon, and many still unidentified. Also, old books and shit for sale. Saturday & Sunday(13th-14th) @ 1-6pm

Lots of horny people on the subway

Oh look its Subway Crush; A way for people to try to find their missed connections on the subway. Hmmm...that sounds familiar. Oh yeah, the missed connections section on craigslist. Sorry Subway Crush. You are a bit behind in the game. Nice design though.

Bushwick the movie!

And it ain't about hipsters! Trailer here.

I ain't going down like that.....

This guy fought tooth and nail not be arrested. The first photo showing how damn hard he was fighting. The second is of the five, count 'em five, blue shirts that it took to get him in the car. His friend with his back to the camera was trying to talk some sense into him, but he wasn't hearing it.

Somewhere in Hollywood.....

Cory Feldman is crying into an empty martini glass.

Policing the police

According to the Daily News the police are giving $190,500 to 14 teenagers who claim to be falsely arrested on Myrtle Avenue. They were on a way to a wake for a gang member killed by gang violence. Of course, the cops and the higher brass say there was no wrong doing. Well at least it's nice to see the police just feeling truly altruistic all of the sudden.

There is a thing in a tree on Irving Ave

A link between intelligence and political persuasion

Apparently evolutionary psychologist Dr Satoshi Kanazawa has found that liberals and atheists tend to be a bit more intelligent than their god-fearing conservative counterparts. The National Geographic has written up a nice article about it. All of a sudden the legacy of George W. Bush makes a bit more sense.

Be vewy, vewy, quiet......

Bushwick's very own Roberta's is having a seminar on raising cute little rabbits in their back yard. Then, you'll learn how to slaughter, disembowel, defur, and cook the lil' buggers. Mmmmmmm..........

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